Is it true that once you turn the power on, it gets all the ladies in the area pregnant?
Yes we have experienced this problem. To fix this, please turn off the one direction, Justin Beiber, Liam Hemsworth etc. settings. Once you have done this, to be safe and make sure that the only thing that gets turned on is the TV, please enable the Dani Devito setting.
Does it accept commands in Klingon?
It GIVES commands in Klingon.
Will the Amazon drone deliver this?
Actually, I believe that Optimus Prime will deliver it for you and have Bumblebee set it up for you...